Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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