There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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