ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
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