Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
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