fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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