Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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