Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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