apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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