Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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