Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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