What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
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