the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Randomize
