i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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