Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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