if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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