Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
Please don't give away my fajitas
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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