I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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