Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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