Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I just want nice things and good sex
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
And then the night went full on bisexual.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
