Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
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