I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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