Christians are straight up FREAKS
Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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