Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
