we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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