I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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