Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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