My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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