I wish i was in the wii world.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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