she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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