Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I just had sex on a roof
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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