I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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