I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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