is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
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