I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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