Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
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