i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
That accounts for only three of the penises
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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