my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
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