Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
i think my cat just said my name.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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