I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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