When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Randomize
