they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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