Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
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