Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
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