I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
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