Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
My vagina just recognized that song.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
When are your genitals available?
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