No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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