To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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