He told me they were just razor bumps!
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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