new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
time to smoke my breakfast
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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