That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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