Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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